#got a gf and everything

[leonardburton]

the cool thing about getting news about people you got along with in school but didn't keep in touch with is that you'll be shown pictures of them on instagram or smth and they've grown into such beautiful adults like. i haven't really talked in you in ten years and you were such an uncomfortable and sad kid but you have a really nice smile and a cool sense of style and im glad you're studying something you love. nice autism awareness posts btw i knew we had something in common when we were 4 and you bit my arm so hard i had your teeth marks for days. could have been me. sorry my mum threw a fit

[aradidnt]

they will never take u away from me vrisrosesprite

[abyssalzones]

to this day i think the best part of journal 3 was definitely just these two going hiking in the pacific northwest, both ill-equipped in different ways but clearly having a lot of fun.

[boy-in-red-dress]

"I once considered him the center of my life, the sun in my galaxy..."

[lemongogo]

anyways . silly thing

[shrimparts-blog888]

🍎🍎🍎🍎

[stealthrockdamage]

you should listen to my favourite band thank you scientist you should do it because you think i'm soooo cute

[slimslamflimflam]

Wait if all the journal 3 pages were restored after Weirdmageddon why does Bill’s book insist there were still missing pages that just conveniently happened to pertain to his incredibly sad backstory and concepts brought up earlier in that same book

[thiamblogger]

cooper definitely fell first and harder!!

[the-witch-of-woods-beyond]

honestly? honestly i never got over them writing the most tragic and gutwrenching arc for sleeping warrior where aurora reveals her pregnancy just as mulan is about to confess her feelings, leading to her going on the run with the the merry men because she can’t watch the woman she loves love someone else, only for them to give her yet another sapphic storyline where she trains merida to fight and the two of them then go on to join ruby in a throuple and not a single one of them were endgame. what the fuck!

[andi-o-geyser]

hey, sorry um. bad news i called the Kansas Regulatory Board on your boyfriend. yeah, the one who started dating you and is now taking you on a trip to Paris after spending over a year with you for individual treatment and then couples counselling with your ex-husband. i'm then going to personally throw a football at his head for being such a piece of shit therapist. sorry.

[pure-jeff-ward]

Jeff Ward Masterpost!

Hey guys! So I decided that maybe it'd be easier if we had a collected space for all of Jeff's works which we have access to, I did update his films/tv page on my blog but the links will be included in this post. I figured I can just keep this pinned to the top of my blog? Please, please let me know if there's something I've missed or if you have access to something that can be added here! I appreciate each and every one of you who always helps me out!!!

It is completely out of order, apologies!

Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. - Disney+

One Piece - Netflix

Brand New Cherry Flavor - Netflix

Vamperifica - Roku Channel - Freevee

Manson's Lost Girls - Youtube

Found Footage Movie Taped Over Super Embarrassing Video - Youtube

Speed Dating - Youtube

Sunday Love Music Video - Youtube

Holly's Holiday - Tubi - Pluto TV (Also available on Hulu & Peacock!)

The Beauty Inside - S1E1 - "Hello, My Name Is Alex" - Youtube

Hacks - Hulu

PEN15 - Hulu

The Girlfriend Game - Vimeo

Take Me Out With The Stars - Vimeo

Imaginary Circumstances - Vimeo

Bad TV Pitches: Orphan Flippers - Youtube

Fund The Bat - Youtube

Plus One - Tubi

The Boy Downstairs - Prime Video & Peacock - Tubi - Pluto TV

555 - Episode 3 - Actor - Vimeo

Rosewood - S1E14 - "Hydrocephalus and Hard Knocks" - Hulu

The Mentalist - S7E8 - "The Whites of His Eyes" - HBO Max or Roku Channel

Law & Order: Criminal Intent - S5E6 - "In the Wee Small Hours" - Peacock

Body of Proof - S2E7 - "Hard Knocks" - Hulu

Channel Zero: No End House - SyFy

[coconut530]

CLOSETS. WOMEN. WOMEN IN CLOSETS.

Also Suitor Armor Fans hOW WE FEELING?!?!??!?

[the-blossica-fan]

Actors AU:

Balloon Party, who's real name is Gertrude, was chosen for the role by sheer coincidence; she said that, one day, she had gotten a headache, and had to speak slowly to try and relax herself. Needless to say, Z heard it, and thought she would be an amazing shoe-in for the role.

In real life, she is an actual doctor, too; not world famous, but definitely well-known, especially for how soft spoken she is.

If you would have told her she'd find love on the set, she'd call it a pipe dream.

And then she met Lorelei by giving her a health check, and may or may not have been smitten immediately.

(I also imagine she has a PhD and many positive reviews. Lorelei, meanwhile, has $5 and a dream 😭)

Imagine she works in the same hospital as Tooth Fairy and is an acquaintance of Madam Z. After a long day of work and sleepless nights, a headache wore her down and she constantly held her head while talking slowly.

Z had an idea at that moment and got her an interview with the directors, she was cast as Balloon Party not long after. She has to admit she quite enjoys the character she plays as, a crazy and creepy doctor.

People often get surprised when she acts so nicely unlike her unsettling character, and are even more surprised to know she has a PhD.

Gertrude also made a couple health checks around the set, she's one of the few who can and it's better to make sure all actors are healthy and in good shape for their next acts. She frequently receives visits from Cristallio, Lucy or Rabies, so she always tries to keep a professional face around those who don't come as often, that's when Lorelei steps in.

For your information, it's not Balloon Party who fell first, but she did find some attraction to that blond head that wouldn't stop saying nonsense.

Lorelei felt a bit nervous as she complained of an upcoming cold and headache, and alongside Gertrude's soft, calming and understanding voice, she fell. And bad.

Must I add she was quite entranced, staring into Gertrude's eyes as she spoke whatever she was talking about? Yeah.

Even when she wasn't sick, she went to Gertrude to try and start a conversation under the pretense of "taking care of any future sickness", and soon enough, she didn't even need an excuse!

Gertrude did end up falling for the silly girl that was so obviously down bad that not even romantic obliviousness could cover it. Ted faced, oftentimes hinting at going out on dates but then chickened up and ran away without a warning, or bringing her emotional support emo along.

Either way, it ended up happening soon enough, it's not like Gertrude wanted to play hard to get or she didn't like Lorelei's personality and acts of service.

I can imagine Lorelei asking her out on dates and it ends up being then eating 2 hot dogs for 1$ and a soda in the middle of a park because she didn't have enough money for a restaurant. And if she took her to a restaurant, her emotional support emo had to give away some money for it to happen.

ONION: So, Miss Lorelei, is it true you're dating Miss Gertrude?

Lorelei: Surprisingly enough, we both are in a romantic relationship. Mama and papa like her a lot, however, I can't help but wonder why she would date someone like me. I can only invite her to eat a homemade sandwich.

Balloon Party: I'm not in love with her for money, I think she's quite cute and romantic. I don't mind eating something cheap if it means being by her side, and she has some funny reactions when I compliment her too.

Semmelweis: Yes, I am the emotional support emo. Yes, I am tired. And yes, I have enough money to pay for their dates as long as they let me sleep.

ONION: ...I just asked if you knew about the rumors

[celestiallime]

I'm actually devastated cause i woke up to an atrocious sore throat..

[bloodcoveredgf]

hi mutuals hiiii hiiiii